Est. May 2024 · no tiny umbrellas

A respectable gathering of grown men who insist that "oak" is a complete sentence.

Members’ clubhouse

Good bottles.
Questionable takes.

The official field guide to our every-other-month campaign against bad whiskey.

The evidence

Bottle notes

Search the cabinet before you buy the same bottle twice. Add your own honest, scientifically questionable opinion below.

The standings

Highest club averages, because somebody has to keep score.

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Score	Club rating
90–100	One of the best I have had.
80–89	Pretty good. Would definitely recommend.
70–79	All right. I may mix it in a cocktail.
60–69	Not that good. I would not buy it again.
Below 60	Would not buy again and would probably pour it out.

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